My wife is psychotic shirt

When we want to keep pieces from our wardrobe, we often veer toward a “what if” scenario, convincing ourselves that we will one day wear the My wife is psychotic shirt garment in question. For example: “Well, what if I go to this animal-themed party and I could wear this wild pair of Roberto Cavalli zebra-striped pants?” There will be no animal-themed party! If you can’t remember the last time you wore something, there is no foreseeable future for it.

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