MTSU’s offense and looking like they have New England Patriots throwback shirt butter fingers this past weekend? Michigan’s going to come out and look absolutely crazy against at least one of these Big Ten teams, and everybody’s going to be talking about it and you’re going to want to crawl into a hole for a while. That’s just how we do it now.
And I don’t mean wallowing alone in your own New England Patriots throwback shirt personal embarrassment. I’ve applied to internships after a loss to OSU as a Michigan student and had the application receiver respond via email with a comment about that loss. I’ve gone through airport checkouts and had one of the TSA employees look at my Michigan hoodie and start talking about how we need to beat OSU.